Vacancy expired!
Absent-Minded Marketing Genius Seeks World’s Best Personal/ Assistant
$35/hour - $45/hour depending on skills and experience
15 -20 hours/week to start with. This may increase
Do you love organizing and planning things for others to make their lives easier?
Do you get fulfillment from looking after other people and sorting out their problems for them?
Do you believe that success in life is something you create and not something that happens to you?
Are you able to keep track of multiple projects and tasks … and to turn on a dime if needed?
Are you proficient in Microsoft Office, including Excel, Word, and Powerpoint?
Do you know how to enter data and create reports in Quickbooks?
Do you know how to do payroll and withholding and file W2s and 1099s?
Are you meticulous with detail?
Are you a quick learner?
Are you friendly and cheerful on the telephone?
If you answered “yes” to all these questions, particularly the first two, then I’d like to talk to you.
I’m one of the top marketing consultants and advertising writers in the country. My ads have sold over $500 million worth of products and have won numerous industry awards. And my marketing strategies have grown companies by as much as sixteen-fold.
I’m constantly coming up with new ideas to make my clients more successful. But I can’t do it alone. I’m disorganized, easily distracted, and constantly forgetting things. So I need help in order to be as efficient and effective as possible.
In short, I need a combination bookkeeper, personal assistant, office manager, and chief bottle washer. This role is about one-third bookkeeping … one-third office tasks … and one-third personal tasks, like buying my groceries, picking up my dry cleaning and loading the dishwasher.
Some benefits of working here:
The hours are flexible.
The salary is competitive.
You get to run the show.
You learn interesting new things all the time.
Great location, right on the marina behind the Milford Town Green.
Our clients are the nicest people you’d ever want to meet.
No corporate bureaucracy, office politics, or other such nonsense. Just you and me, getting lots of work done.
Interested? Apply today!
IMPORTANT: Please do not respond to this ad unless you meet ALL the qualifications above AND you live to help others to be successful. (You’ll only be wasting your time otherwise.) Thank you.
Background Checks
As I’m sure you understand, we may need to complete background checks. If so, any job offer is contingent on satisfactory completion of relevant background checks which may include the following:
Criminal Record Check
ID Verification
Education Verification
Employer Verification
Adverse Media Check
Credit Report
Any information we receive through background checks is confidential and we will only share it with those who have an essential business need to know.
