Hiring ride share driver geniuses (Kauai)

Hiring ride share driver geniuses (Kauai)

29 Mar 2024
Hawaii, Hawaii 00000 Hawaii USA

Hiring ride share driver geniuses (Kauai)

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Are you looking for an exciting career driving strange people around in your own car?

You dont want a real job? You cant pass a drug or alcohol test? You want to drive your car into the ground and have no money to fix it? But mostly, Are you really bad at math and just don't care how little money you make? Then this is the job for you!

We might pay you a $1 a mile, but most of the time less, more like 80cents a mile or if you live in LA 60 cents a mile.

The Automobile Association of America AAA reports that it costs 60 cents per mile to operate a vehicle and that's on the mainland. (I just looked it up)

So even if we pay you $1 per mile for every mile you have passengers in your car, you still have to get back to where you started. So that $1 mile you just got is really more like 50 cents per mile. And even if you could operate your car at say 15 cents a mile cheaper than the national average you would still make 5 cents per mile. But no worries you can make it up on volume!

But lets just say for a goof you actually make a few cents a mile for a ride to Princeville. We have a final surprise for you. At the end of the year, we will send you, the state of Hawaii, and the IRS a 1099 tax form. And you will have to pay taxes on your hard lost money. The state of Hawaii wants there 4.75% excise tax on every dollar they paid you.(Don't pay they will put a lien on your car) Not to mention the hassle of reporting your profit and loss, hope you save your receipts.

But if your OK with all this, like so many other geniuses like you are, YOUR HIRED!

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