Are you looking for a sweet gig?
Debbie Does Doberge is looking for reliable, hard working, self motivated humans (we're open to robots as well, or anyone anywhere on the human-robot spectrum) with reliable transportation to get to our production facility in Kenner. Bakery experience not required, but an eagerness to learn, and a willingness to do the less glamorous tasks are essential.
The position will start as seasonal, but if you're awesome, we'll likely ask you to stay on. Full time or part time schedules available. Please send your resume and few sentences about yourself, and why you'd like to work with us to firstname.lastname@example.org.