Skilled Craftsman for Residential Remodel

Skilled Craftsman for Residential Remodel

21 Mar 2024
New York, Syracuse 00000 Syracuse USA

Skilled Craftsman for Residential Remodel

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Do you want to work for people who trust you?

Do you prefer to work without someone looking over your shoulder?

Could you remodel an entire bathroom on your own?

Lay the tile?

Reroute the plumbing?

Pour a shower pan?

Paint the trim so cleanly that you don't even need to tape it off?

Can you duct the exhaust fan?

Install the in-floor radiant heat?

Replace the window and install a skylight?

Cut miter joints so tight they don't need to be caulked?

Run a finish nailer in your sleep?

That's what we call a skilled, multi-trade craftsman.

Do you have people skills?

Will the homeowner bake you brownies because they love you so much?

We'll give you a new company truck to drive

No one will watch over your shoulder

We guarantee you a full work week

Our top-tier skilled craftsmen are making over $60K PLUS bonuses WITH NO OVERTIME.

Our lesser skilled craftsmen make about $40K plus bonuses WITH NO OVERTIME.

Gosh, this is a great place to work.

We're turning away good jobs right now because you don't work for us yet!

As soon as you get here, we can start saying YES to these opportunities.

Our only limitation right now is skilled manpower.

How good are you? Convince us. Tell us about yourself. Use your words. Please don't send us that same boring resume that you're sending everyone else. Tell us your story. Tell us what you've done and how long you did it, what you like best and what you like least.

What's the catch? Well, if you don't read this posting thoroughly (hint hint), we will not read your resume.

EXPERIENCE:

We provide a truck you can drive home at night and drive your kids to school with in the morning. You'll need to have your own basic tools; but you do, of course, because YOU ARE A SKILLED MULTI-TRADE CRAFTSMAN! You, my friend, are awesome.

That's why you probably already have a job. But THIS job is way better.

If you work for yourself, this is your lucky day: We do the advertising, we do the paperwork, we pay for the job insurance, we order the supplies, supply the vehicle, buy the gas, pay for the materials, do the scheduling, and we'll even provide a laborer if you need one.

You just show up with your mad skillz.

EDUCATION:

You don't need to be able to do calculus and speak French, but morons, whiners, idiots, goobers, lazy people and drama queens need not apply.

Obviously, this is a fun place to work and the people who work here love LIFE. Are you one of us?

REQUIREMENTS:

You've got a clean driver's license

You can lift more than 50 lbs.

You work well alone and with others.

No addicts, abusers or excuse-makers.

Basically, no riff-raff. But that's not you, right?

At Pink Rose Home Service, we value thoroughness and the ability to focus, so we're putting a special word in this paragraph to weed out sloppy people, half-hearted people, inattentive people and people without a sense of humor. Anyone skimming through job descriptions and blindly blasting out resumes won't see this line. But you're actually reading this job description, aren't you? Nicely done. Put the word, #Craftsman " in the subject line of your reply, and we'll give your resume the same respect you've given this job description. We'll actually read it! Any application that does not have #Craftsman in the subject line will go directly into the trash.

We need you to be ready to wear multiple hats. If something needs doing, we need you to be the kind of person that jumps in and helps. And we support each other here. No one ever, ever says, "That's not in my job description."

Are you willing to learn new things? You are? Great! We'll make sure you get the opportunity to learn cool things and do cool jobs and make great money.

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