Vacancy expired!
This full time role will commence on June 1st of this year.
This is a very weird job posting, but we are weird people. My wife and I run a portfolio of business that does over a 100M a year in sales. Now, we are having our first kid and need someone to help raise the darn thing.
To clarify: This is the first kid. We have 27 genetically-tested embryos banked and plan to keep the factory running as long as it is safe to do so. To ensure the affordability of this project, we bought a flat in South America and want to leverage our experience raising a growing family + business acumen to eventually build a chain of day care centers and schools that operate on a novel data-driven model. While we have the resources, reputation, and experience to execute on all this, we don't have the time and that is where you come in (we are 100% focused on our primary company and cannot let our incoming underdeveloped pseudo-human or our errant ideas distract us--we made a promise to our investors and intend to keep it).
What we are offering with this position:
- Room and board in an east coast US city and in South America
- Equity in any companies that you work with us to create (we are thinking 15%, but are open to negotiation)
- A $22K a year stipend
- Flights between the US and South America
- Mentorship
Your responsibilities in this role are:
- Raise our kids: You will have the ability and a budget to hire additional staff as necessary, but in general, all child-rearing tasks fall to you (including child-related messes, but other than those, cleaning will NOT be your responsibility--we are not hiring a maid).
- With our assistance, design a science-based, data-driven, unsentimental plan to craft optimal young adults at scale. We will collectively turn this plan into daycare centers (likely starting with a test center and then larger daycare centers in the US). We can also support you in codifying this plan as a book and/or curriculum for the daycare centers we jointly develop with time.
- Help pick up slack with tasks related to our smaller companies, non-profits, and vet potential investment opportunities--as well as other life maintenance stuff (taxes, hiring staff, blah blah blah)
- Depending on your bandwidth and interest: Create side businesses with our help and coaching.
