I HATE GOOGLE. I hate the IRS also - but we still need to deal with these type behemoths.
But, I will not deal with the Google Bullshit.
No humans, 1000 links to thousands more pages of stuff - etc. etc.
Happy to hire someone that can prove to me that you know what you are doing with Google.
I need (?) Business Profile, Maps, maybe some more of their shit - maybe Everything they can ever think of, but I don't have the time, energy or interest in spending months learning all their hoops to jump through.
If you know how to do all this stuff, please contact me.
If you are another digital marketing company that wants to sign me to a contract and then assign me to a kid in his mothers basement playing video games - GO TO HELL.
Yes, I'm frustrated and sorry, but you will have to deal with it.
Do it, calm me down and I will love paying you to get this albatross off my back.
Thank you,
Jim