At 81 and in poor health completely disabled unable to stand, walk, balance, with limited use of my hands and my voice impaired due to strokes I am looking for a caretaker
I am an unabashed intellectual having studied quantum mechanics, fine art, great literature, philosophy, computer science and metamathematics as well as classical music my great love and sustenance, including especially the French romantic organ school.
I offer a beautiful spacious three bedroom apartment, a luxury vehicle, $30 cash per hour for part time service. At death's door is there not one compatible woman of any age or appearance, of sense and sensibility, who is willing to usher me profitably and comfortably into or out of death?