Most of these whiny ass little girls on Craigslist couldn't hold a job longer than they hold their penis to take a leak. If you're not this person then I'm interested in hiring you.
We start the days around 7:00 7:30 and we usually end 4:30 to 5:00 however sometimes we may run past that. Lunches and beverages are provided. Granted you can actually show up and perform the most meaningless job known to man for $15-17 an hour.
Your main purpose will be to clean a van on a daily basis as if you you are Charisma Car Wash employee of the year. This van has inventory that you will be responsible for identifying the location and then stocking and putting away tools and materials in an their assigned spots. Everything is labeled, it's up to you to learn it. The faster you learn, the more you earn.
You also help the individual carry out jobs by unloading material and tools at the job site, keeping the job site clean and organized, and putting the tools and materials back in the van at the end of the job. You will help during the course of the job that you will not be relied on for anything more than helping keeping everything clean and organized.
You must have a current driver's license, you must have transportation, and Common Sense is an absolute must.
I'd be willing to give a $1,000 bonus at the end of 90 days and in the event you are able to perform the job we are expecting you to perform in an excellent manner I will not hesitate to pay you anywhere from 17 to $20 an hour based on the value you bring to our company.
I probably won't respond to 99% of the emails because they're probably just going to be some lame crap, so email me with something interesting about yourself and maybe I'll give you a shout back.
