WANTED: Dive Bar Bartender Extraordinaire!
About Us:
We’re not your run-of-the-mill joint. Our dive bar has more stories than a seasoned sailor and more character than a vintage jukebox. We’re the place where locals swap tales, shoot pool, and occasionally break into impromptu dance-offs. If you’re looking for a cookie-cutter gig, keep scrolling. But if you’re ready to pour drinks, share laughs, and become part of our quirky family, read on.
Position: Bartender
Location: Dave’s on Broadway, Glendale, CA
Hours: Late nights, early mornings, and everything in between (because that’s how dive bars roll)
Pay: Competitive (plus tips – because we believe in good karma and generous pours)
Qualifications:
Experience: You’ve bartended in a previous life (or at least watched Tom Cruise in “Cocktail” a few times).
Personality: You’re the life of the party, even when the party consists of three regulars and a slightly tipsy parrot.
Skills: You can mix a mean cocktail, pour a perfect pint, and handle the occasional karaoke request without flinching. A passion for posting brags about your skills and creating stories that make you an undeniable addition to this little bar!
Tolerance: You’re unfazed by spilled beer, questionable dance moves, and the guy who insists on ordering a “surprise me” drink.
Responsibilities:
Mixology Magic: Shake, stir, and garnish like a boss. Bonus points if you can create a signature dive bar cocktail (extra bonus points if it involves pickle juice).
People Whisperer: Chat up the regulars, listen to their life stories, and pretend you haven’t heard that joke about the chicken crossing the road a thousand times.
Atmosphere Architect: Set the vibe – dim the lights, crank up the tunes, and make sure the pool table is level (because we take our games seriously).
Emergency Therapist: When someone spills their heart out (or their drink), be there with a sympathetic nod and a fresh napkin.
Perks:
Free Popcorn: Because nothing says “dive bar” like the smell of Popcorn wafting in the air.
Jukebox Privileges: You get to skip the line and play your guilty pleasure song whenever you want.
Regulars Who Feel Like Family: They’ll remember your name, your birthday, and probably your ex’s name too.
How to Apply:
Send us your résumé (or a napkin with your life story scribbled on it) to chris@dob1932.com. Bonus points if you include a haiku about your favorite dive bar moment.
