Vacancy expired!
Do you want to work for people you can trust?
Do you like working the phones but hate cold calling random numbers out of the phone book?
Do you sound so sweet on the phone that everyone and their mother's dog falls instantly in love with you?
Can you cheer up the grumpiest of customers?
Do you enjoy talking to people throughout the day and helping them with their problems?
Do you have a naturally friendly disposition?
Can you pay attention to detail? (hint hint, better read this whole job post)
That's the type of person we'd love to have answering our phones and making outbound calls.
Do you have people skills?
Will the customer feel so comfortable with you that they'll tell you things that their psychiatrist hasn't even heard?
We'll give you a consistent work schedule
Full time and part time available
Bonuses and spiffs paid weekly
The pay for this position is $11.50/hour
Full time and part time available
We're struggling to keep up with all the calls coming in right now because you don't work for us yet!
As soon as you get here, we can start saying HELLO to all of our customers instead of having to let the voicemail greet them.
Our only limitation right now is friendly representatives.
How good are you? Convince us. Tell us about yourself. Use your words. Please don't send us that same boring resume that you're sending everyone else. Tell us your story. Tell us what you've done and how long you did it, what you like best and what you like least.
EXPERIENCE:
You need to know how to answer a phone and how to press buttons in the correct sequence. Call center or receptionist history is a plus. Customer relations history is great. If you have experience with accounting and QuickBooks, then we definitely want to talk to you. Being computer literate is a must. And you absolutely need to be able to make it into work on time, every time.
This should all be insultingly easy for you to handle, right? That's why you probably already have a job. But THIS job is way better.
EDUCATION:
You don't need to be able to translate hieroglyphics or speak Latin, but morons, whiners, idiots, goobers, lazy people and drama queens need not apply.
Obviously, this is a fun place to work and the people who work here love LIFE. Are you one of us?
REQUIREMENTS:
You've got reliable transportation.
You can speak clearly and intelligently.
You work well alone and with others.
You can work until 6pm.
No addicts, abusers or excuse-makers.
Basically, no riff-raff. But that's not you, right?
We value thoroughness and the ability to focus, so we're putting a special word in this paragraph to weed out sloppy people, half-hearted people, inattentive people and people without a sense of humor. Anyone skimming through job descriptions and blindly blasting out resumes won't see this line. But you're actually reading this job description, aren't you? Nicely done. Put the word #Spaghetti in the subject line of your reply, and we'll give your reply the same respect you've given this job description. We'll actually read it! Any application that does not have #Spaghetti in the subject line will not be read and go directly to the trash.
